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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Then came..
Still no good
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Thumbs down again.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
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Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
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No go.
Still no good.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way